sweatpants hair tied chillin with no makeup on you’re fucking ugly wow do you put any effort into your appearance i mean i’d understand if it was just a bad day but this seems to be a normal occurrence do you even try you should probably put more effort because what it looks like is that you’re a bum and you need to get it together
my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard alone: cute gifs, pretty pictures, cat fluff, fluff, fluffy fluffy cat
When I'm scrolling down my dashboard and someone's behind me: PORN, PORN, PENIS, VAGINA, GAY PORN, PORNY PORN PORN PORN.
